Hood Sack Festivities

This christmas I'm pulling up on santa;
Imma grip him up, tell him I need a public romp,
unwrap his gift right there to feel that cold front,
get him hotter than magma

when I give it a good rub.
Then I'll tell him where I'll be later on.
He better park that sledge out front
then tie them reindeers up
'cause they'll wanna run when their little PG ears 

hear the action that's going down.
I been plotting, waiting for the 25th,
now it's midnight, 

only my socks and a jockstrap on, 

feet up waiting by the chimney 

playing some festive joints.
Got the scene ready for ya - you smell that pine?
I see your gut, I know you got one hell of an appetite

so your beard is my sledge for the night!
Shhh don't talk.
I don't need to know about your past
right now I'm the ghost of your present
"RAHHHH!" 
Don't be shook, just saying we could do this raw!
Follow the pin
cum to my hood,
I'll work you out good good,
and you better be ready to go hard
after all today is your busiest day of all.
If it's up to me these kids wouldn't see ya till tomorrow.
If you put these cuffs on, trust I'll have your body in paradise till tomorrow.

I got that cookie you can eat for days
and milk that vary in taste;
I got a no dribble tolerance
so swallow every drop 
you'll get some christmas smacks if you waste.
And I don't need a mistletoe
to spit in your throat and give you a good choke,
get you redder than Rudolph's nose, 
sweat till you lose more weight than them fools fucking with keto.
I got a kilo,
it'll get you higher than them reindeers do.
Heard you from the north pole 
well imma north side nigga so I guess this pole is your new home.
Get on top get comfortable.
It's your duty to deliver peace, yep constable,
so cite this piece 'cause it's disrupting the peace,
shiiiiiiiit hardcore public enemy,
walking around giving the baddest of them deep long beats
wetting up sheets.
Notorious for popping, 
I'm talking cherries not gats or Mary
but shit can get that bloody,
if you're into that freaky shit and wanna get thotty,
there's no limits to hood sack festivities.
In fact invite some elves
we can start a naked trainset,
oh and tell 'em bring some toys, 
the freakier the better, they don't need to be coy.